Last Sunday, The Dachshunds won in a narrow game against The Yellow Labs in Infant Canine Bowl XXIII. An estimated 78% of Americans tuned in to watch the four hour event by hosting parties and gathering in bars.
Dachshunds’ coach Rex said that, “it took a lot of work, but we managed to sit down, roll over, and make the winning fetch.”
The Dachshunds got their big break when The Labs’ top dog, Rover, was sent outside for the rest of the night due to ruff-housing at the end of the first half.
Not to be forgotten was the kitten halftime show. The crowd erupted in howls of joy when LMFAO (Laughing My Feline Abdomen Off) played their hit song “I’m Cute and I Know it.”
The second half’s highlight came when The Labs’ wide retriever, Fluffy, caught a frisbee with only one paw. The catch put The Labs 5 points ahead of the Dachshunds.
Just when everybody thought the game was over, The Dachshunds broke free from the leash that The Labs had on them, and got toy into the end zone.
The stadium broke out in barking and wagging tails as everybody stormed the field in celebration. The Dachshunds drenched Rex in toilet water as is tradition.
Head quarterbark for The Dachshunds Spot said that, “[I'm] truly grateful for this opportunity, and as they say, every dog has its day. I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for my friends, family, and my owner Larry. I love you, Larry.”
When asked if he had any plans for later, Spot said “I’m gonna go to Doggy Land.”
The Dachshunds hope that this is only their first victory of many in upcoming Infant Canine Bowls, and plan to come back next year to defend their title as reigning hounds.
