Over the weekend, a group of friends that included IPFW sophomore Lauren Pinktree and freshman Jack Gauner went to go see a movie. Afterward, however, Lauren Pinktree was so angry at the movie’s ending that she punched
Jack Gauner in the chest, which “actually kinda hurt,” according to Gauner.
“I couldn’t help myself. I was caught up in the moment,” explained Pinktree. “I felt so emotional.”
“I don’t care what she says,” said Gauner. “She punched me square under my right nipple. She could have punched anyone else, but why me?”
However, after roughly five minutes of name-calling, they made up. The witnesses of this spectacle are calling this “the worst fight ever.”
But Gauner disagrees.
“She did the same thing last week when the video she was watching on youtube took several minutes to buffer,” he said.
According to Pinktree, it was just an over-enthusiastic hug, and Gauner is mistaken to think that she knocked him out intentionally.
“I mean, to be honest, I think he’s over-reacting just a bit. It was a total accident that my fist hit him in the face,” said Pinktree.
